Well it started off with me being Dora the Explorer. I have no idea why, I have no aspirations of ever being Dora the Explorer, I'd much Rather be Sophie the Baker, but more on that later. So I'm Dora the Explorer and I'm totally bilingual, which is awesome cause I'm totally not. And then Charlie McDonnell shows up, you know charlieissocoollike from youtube. I assume he was my version of Boots, only he's british and not a monkey that wears boots. Well we're heading to Africa to go on a Safari because that's what explorer's do, they explore things and go on Safaris. When we finally get there, we bumped into Natalie, and of course she's our tour guide.
I ask her something a long the lines of " When did you start being a tour guide in Africa?" and she replied with "Why, I've always been a tour guide in Africa, that's why I worked at Disneyland." WTF? She then proceeded to lead us to a jeep made out of spam. I think we were eaten by Lions in the end.
Sophie
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